I grew up in Iowa so I can relate to this...
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a multi-state project with auto makers where black box voice recorders were installed in 4-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to understand the last 15 seconds of a fatal accident.
The Board was surprised to find the recorded last words of drivers in 47 of the 50 states were all the same: "Oh, ****!"
Only the states of Minnesota, Iowa and Missouri were different, where the final words were: "Hold my beer; I'm gonna try somethin'."