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As two NBA basketball referees walked through the countryside, they noticed some tracks. First said, 'Deer tracks?' Second said 'No, bear tracks.' However, the conversation ended abruptly when a train hit them.
How do basketball players stay cool during a game? They stand near the fans!
I can remember the old days of basketball when they shot the ball up at the basket, not down into it.
Q: Why couldn't the athlete listen to his music? A: Because he broke a record!
They're a team in transition. They're going from bad to worse.
Q: What's a cheerleader's favorite color? A: Yeller!
Q: Why is basketball the grossest sport there is? A: Because they dribble all over the court.
Q: Why do basketball players love cookies? A: Because they can dunk them!
Q: Why did the basketball player go to jail? A: Because he shot the ball!
Q: How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.
Q: What do basketball players and babies have in common? A: They both dribble!
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