Got sent this list earlier which just makes me even surer it's Iowans against the world.
You Know You're From Iowa When...
You've been to a rave in a barn.
You can use the words, 'crik', 'holler', and 'skunk weed' in the same sentence.
You think of the major food groups as deer meat, beer, corn, and soy nuts.
All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit or vegetable.
You don't get nervous when you walk into a biker bar.
You've fornicated in the back of a truck ... amid cows.
Your idea of a party is throwing cans of WD40 in a campfire while you're drunk.
Your Christmas gift, when you were ten years old was a shotgun.
Some of those made me giggle a little.
