Iowa related joke...

[Zach]

I grew up in Iowa so I can relate to this...

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a multi-state project with auto makers where black box voice recorders were installed in 4-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to understand the last 15 seconds of a fatal accident.

The Board was surprised to find the recorded last words of drivers in 47 of the 50 states were all the same: "Oh, ****!"

Only the states of Minnesota, Iowa and Missouri were different, where the final words were: "Hold my beer; I'm gonna try somethin'."

[Kuzaki]

Haha, brilliant.
Oddly enough, that's the third Iowa joke I've heard today.
There's conspiracy afoot!

[Kuzaki]

Got sent this list earlier which just makes me even surer it's Iowans against the world.

You Know You're From Iowa When...
You've been to a rave in a barn.
You can use the words, 'crik', 'holler', and 'skunk weed' in the same sentence.
You think of the major food groups as deer meat, beer, corn, and soy nuts.
All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit or vegetable.
You don't get nervous when you walk into a biker bar.
You've fornicated in the back of a truck ... amid cows.
Your idea of a party is throwing cans of WD40 in a campfire while you're drunk.
Your Christmas gift, when you were ten years old was a shotgun.

Some of those made me giggle a little.

[ExCal]

Lol I like both of them, I know some people from Iowa who would get a kick out of this. Or perhaps a kick out of me, haha.

[Tcm9669]

Hoho! That is funny, "oh my beer" loool, nice and funny joke, but ... real things!

[sn0xb0arder]

hahaha omg, i wouldn't doubt this for a second!